Funny elements I look for in tamil films - Part 1

NOTE:Please read this for enjoyment only.No one mentioned particularly.All the points below has   been adopted from movies at least 10 year before.

Villains Galore:
Commercial Tamil movie villains posses either or all of the below characteristics:

1. The bad guy spends most of the time drinking alone at home or at a plushy bar.
2. He is surrounded by a number of useless people giving worthless advices.
3. He used to wear the costliest(perhaps the funniest) consumes.
4. His mustache is the most attractive than anyone else in the entire movie.
5. While his entry he used to make some awkward noises(noticeably in rape scenes)
6. His part-time duty is to rape young girls(sometimes housewife and 2nd heroines)

Eg:In one of the movie i came across,the villain is the “Jamindaar”(Some rich guy).Soon after waking up he calls his "allakkai"(mentioned at point 2).And he tells tat fellow to check for any new girls in the village(ha ha ha ha)

     7.If he walks on the street or comes cruising in a jeep(in most village based movies) the peoples walking on the road would give a free way fearing him;except for hero or the one is ought to be killed by him.
     8.Universal Law I:How much ever he may win all aspects of the hero,in the climax the dutiful villain either surrenders or die terribly.
     9.Universal Law II:The villain is alwtays a rich guy in most movies,yet he is always disrespected by most people(respect only for heros in tamil movie).
   10.Universal Law III:The villain though he himself may had an love marriage,still he never like anyone involved in love affairs.
   11.Though he is the village head,he never implements any good plans for the village.
   12.If he fails in acquiring something from someonne,he make sure that no one acquires(he destroys it)
   13.The evil guy  has immediate access to all weapons( or atleast a handgun or arivaal i.e.sickle).
   14.Has a ridiculous appeal(Eg.a thick red stripe in his forehead,a bald head).
   15.Wears enough ornaments that may even make his neck pain.